Johnny Never Turns Down A Fattie
$40.00
When the sesh calls, Johnny always answers. This tee is for the real ones who know there's no such thing as too much. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired graphic and a nod to the classics, this shirt brings high vibes and high standards.
Soft, breathable cotton blend
Relaxed unisex fit – true to size
Machine washable – cold wash, hang dry recommended
Printed with eco-friendly inks that won't fade
Perfect for festivals, kickbacks, or lighting up the everyday.
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PRODUCT INFO
This tee is printed on a premium cotton blend that's soft enough for the couch but durable enough for late-night smoke runs.
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Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather variants may include poly blend)
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Fit: Unisex, classic cut – size up for a looser fit
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Care: Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print
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Feel: Lightweight, breathable, and built for all-day wear
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not satisfied, we accept returns for store credit only, unless the product is unopened and unused.
To initiate a return, please contact us within 7 days of delivery. Items must be returned in their original condition. Once received and inspected, store credit will be issued via email.
No returns or exchanges on worn apparel or used products.
SHIPPING INFO
Orders are processed within 2–3 business days.
Shipping is available within the U.S. via USPS or UPS. Tracking info will be emailed once your order is fulfilled.
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Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
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Packaging: All items ship in eco-friendly, branded packaging
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Tracking: Sent to your email once the item ships
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Note: We do not ship on weekends or holidays
Need help with your order? Contact us anytime and we’ll make it right.